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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the. Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book written by American author Adam Mansbach and illustrated by Ricardo Cortés. Described as a “children’s book for adults”,[1] it. that related with go the f k to sleep book. Happy reading Go The F K To Sleep Book everyone. Download or read online file Book Go The F K To Sleep PDF.

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The 1 New York Times Bestseller: You know where you can go? Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L.

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Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate. All My Friends Are Dead. K is for Knifeball: Boo Alphabet of Terrible Advice. I really did laugh out loud—hilarious! This is no-guilt funny and a godsend! Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblicallyfather of three. His daughter, Vivien, is three.

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Write a customer review. See all customer images. Read reviews that mention sense of humor samuel l jackson baby shower new parents year old every parent shower gift bedtime story great gift good laugh gag gift gift for new love this book laughed so hard great book highly recommend trying to get childrens book new parent child to sleep. Showing of 3, reviews. Top Reviews Most recent Top Reviews. There was a problem filtering reviews right now.

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Go the Fuck to Sleep

I was shocked to find that some reviewers, apparently completely forgot to read the title of the book before purchasing. Subsequently, they also seem to have been horrificly ambushed by the fact that they have absolutely no sense of humor.

For those parents who do have a sense of humor and who may not find profanity particularly offensive and who live in the real world. And have real kids. This book is definitely a 3am win! This is a totally F-ing amazing book! It’s real, overworked, frustrated beyond belief, about to loose your mind at 3am, inner parent monologue.

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I originally bought it for a friend who was having some serious issues getting her little one to sleep. I guess it’s nice to know that you’re not alone in your child’s bedtime struggles. A little laughter, and vulgar support, can go an awfully long way.

I’ve since given it as a gift many times. I plan on continuing to gift it as long as the people around me continue to tne learn from the couple before them and keep having babies. Who then refuse to sleep. Jackson are laugh out loud funny. Jackson should narrate a book for every single stage of life, from being born to the grave.

This book is one that will be shared from one exhausted, fed up, delusional, red eyed, sleep deprived parent to another. At yourself and at each other.

Also, the pictures are really beautiful. Ready for some adult humor, that will tickle most parents funny bone? Well, this little book is for you!

Our son, now an adult, was the worse little offender at bedtime. His reluctance to sleep was legion in our extended family, so much so that the only time we received a good night’s rest, was on the rare occasion when we had him spend the night with our relatives.

I gifted the book to another parent, presented a copy to my son, and shared with one of my coworkers: Honestly, some of the rhymes were not the best that could be imagined, but the use of such colorful language, in this context was hilariously surprising. I am reminded of someone like Betty White swearing on SNL; you will most likely be smiling now if you recall the moment!

My grandmother, for example, would not appreciate Mr. But if you are open minded, have a funny bone and suffered through your kiddo’s unwillingness to get to bed, you will find this little book a real treat!

I’ve now bought this book for two of my friends. One for his first child and one for his second child. This is clearly not meant to be read to the children, and is more for the parents to get a good laugh. It’s very relatable to anyone who has tried to put a child to sleep and it turns in to a battle of wills.

Laughter is the best medicine, and this book is full of it. Be sure to also watch the video of Sam L Jackson reading it on YouTube as it is quite humorous as well. Kindle Edition Verified Purchase.

It’s been r that cursing can be good for the soul, a stress kicker, a happiness boost. It’s a harmless emotional release. And who better to blow off steam to, that the source of your current stress completely unbeknownst to them of course I recommend ceasing the reading of this book before age 2 when the parrot stage begins.

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No one wants the kid that yells the F bomb in the grocery store.

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Sleel book is best suited for newborn to age 1, when you realize what a wonderful mistake you made by giving up sleep forever. You get angry, you read, you calm down, you laugh, you kiss your baby, and you wait for them to go the You can keep it for years to come when you finally understand most of the book to calm your nerves on those rough, sleepless nights.

Has to be aleep most hilariously spot on book for new parents ever written! If you feel justified in throwing the first stone at this author, well, you’re just not invited to my next party.

Also, vook lack insight. But seriously, this book is not for those of a sensitive linguistic disposition as it uses the naughtyfiretruck word in nearly every stanza. However, the beautiful watercolor illustrations and the gentle imagery are far better executed than those found in many more popular children’s bedtime reads.

That and a DNA test and your the hit of the baby shower! I laughed throughout this bpok book, it was hysterical!! I honestly think it’s worth the money, one may beg to differ but my whole family got a kick out of it.

It’s a cute book with lots of laughs. Can you read it to your kids? Who am I to judge, you have to answer to that man above, well that or social services but whoever you answer to, just know that it was worth slerp risk. I love bopk book. It’s fun just to read to myself sometimes when I need a laugh. Admittedly, I did read it to my daughter a few times while censoring myself booi she repeated it and it sounded terrible even censored so now it’s just for me as it was intended. Just in case anyone didnt know, this is definitely not for children, I knew that when I bought it but thought I would reiterate that here.

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